It’s in the ‘bag’…?

There has been rather a delay in posting and I blame the weather! We’ve been through a heat wave and it’s just been too hot for many things. However the one thing it hasn’t stopped me doing apart from on the 18th/19th of July (when it was way too hot for anything) is getting around to the charity shops. In which I’ve come across two ‘strange’ bags or raunchy maybe the correct description. Romance is in the air? Well…I’m not ‘sure’…I don’t even watch Love Island! I wouldn’t dare as I’ve given up on live TV…one bag depicts a naked couple in a passionate embrace surrounded by travel destinations in Italy…but if you were thinking of a romantic getaway it might be best to delay it for a while…as you’ll be lucky if you get anywhere at the moment due to all the travel chaos and strikes…looking like a nonstarter unfortunately.

a romantic tryst in Italy good luck with that!

The second bag I found features scantily dressed youthful women…why? If I dress like that will I have that much fun? Therefore if I purchase will it have the effect of rebooting my age and rub away all ageism? I could try but seriously doubt it. My youth is long gone yet I feel and know I’ve still got a lot of life in me (but convincing potential employers that is another story…). Going around in skimpy clothes is really far beyond the pale so I will not only not be indulging but I’ve no desire to inflict the general public any injury…! So Amore, ciao, bella, I’ve enjoyed looking I won’t be taking the bag this time…’love’ island or not…

excluded from live TV is there such a destination as ‘Love Island???