EBay alert! Please buy my S***.Com!

I’ve been trying for a while…to sell a number of items on eBay and, unfortunately they are not just not budging,  after an initial success it seems I’m going through a bit of a lag!! I started sorting through my stuff in January 2015 (2 years ago now…scary!) and bit by bit over the ensuing weekends I photographed, measured, weighed, described and worked out what the postage would be, then duly listed the items one by one. It has been a very satisfying hobby, to ‘recycle’ unwanted and unused items into some hard cash (less eBay fees and PayPal fees of course..& they are not low…) so it was very nice to see my little PayPal ‘nestegg’ slowly building up. So on I continued…weekend after weekend, plus occasionally picking up a few items at car boot sales to resell online, but now come January 2017…I seem to have reached a grinding halt.

Will anybody buy my Christian Dior…wig...ever? If I have to admit…I have sold nearly everything I own worth selling…and am now creating a pile to  donate to the charity shop (some of the items in this pile I did try and sell but to no avail…) or maybe could sell for say 99p…but really for all that effort involved..it’s just not worth it, I’d rather give it away and to a good cause too! So depicted here are my now ‘forlorn’ items which I have ‘sparkled’ up with some ‘on trend’ photo stickers, to see if that will be the fairy dust I need!? First up is my ‘star’ lot a Christian Dior wig modelled by the eponymous Marianne (as if you needed any more kudos then that!) A wig previously unworn, designer and with the original Harrods label still on! A style I believe to be around the late 70’s or early 80’s? For £90 or on ‘best offer’ what more can someone who’s looking for a stylish wig want?? Could I or you look as good in 2017??And to compliment that, my Tatler 2017 Hair Guide with a stunning picture of Lauren Hutton on the front (it’s got some great bouffants inside too). Staying with the famous…what about my ‘trendy’ Kylie Minogue and  Jason Donovan sew-on patches? Surely there's someone out there who wants these?Surely there is someone out there who will want them..? And if getting ‘crafty’ is your thing what about my Christian De Falbe Topstitcher? Create some funky knits with this item on ebay now for £4.99! For creating chunky  patterns on top of your knitted items (there is one bit missing…) but still can be used and for a bargain price of £4.99 + free P&P! If you are looking to escape into a’ slushy romance’ this cold January, why not try ‘Certain Women’ by Erskine Caldwell and find out what are the’ innermost desires and fears of seven young women in love’, how can you resist this novel…from 1957? They were hungry for love & love was their 'trouble' is it yours too?And if being ‘groovy’ is you’re thing, how about my vintage ‘Golden Lady’ Monica tights? Really you cannot get a more funky image on any packet of tights…and for £9.99 or ‘best offer’ + free P&P! You are buying a piece of fashion history!Could you make 'fashion history' in these tights??? Finally is my metallic patchwork bag set, (which includes a purse and phone case), it’s ‘fashionable’ (??) yet practical and for £9.99 in new condition and again free P&P you can’t go wrong ehh? So phew…that’s my roundup of my current ebay items…so please buy my s*** on eBay now!!! (Pretty pls need some cash now…!).Do you like my bag?? it is patchwork you know!