Not a June bride…
Down with love! Is there a film called that? (think there is…though never watched it maybe I should…?). Well it’s June that traditional month of weddings and whatnot, so no I’m not going to be a June bride this year…Or next year by the look of it…but who knows…? A miracle may happen! (think it will take that to be honest…) Though maybe it’s never too late for love and marriage? Think of the tax breaks not romantic I know…well it’s happening again…am I being ‘brainwashed’ by Bridal?
Bride..Bridesmaid..Bride to be…where’s hopeful…? Or hopeless…
Well not exactly…as I’ve ‘weaned myself’ off “Say Yes to the Dress” (yep it was like very hard…) when I got rid of Sky last year boo-hoo…Oh well that doesn’t stop the pervasive presence of Bridal paraphernalia I found ‘crowding’ around me. Also as I write the weather today is very wet and windy with flood warnings, so I pity the Bride’s who have their weddings tomorrow! Oh no…! Get the Bridal brolly out!
if love was their trouble then why plan a wedding…?!!!
Maybe I’m best out of it anyway…but deep down I think not…who can resist the charms of ‘Prince Charming’ whoever he is…and…if he ever turns up like? And when he does I will have to control myself…as being out of the ‘love game’ for a long time…I recently put my big ‘non-bridal’ feet right in it and scared him off running for the hills…! Oh no! Looks like I’ll never see him again…which is truly a shame…Heathcliff…?
not going to be needing to buy these items yet…though they’ll probably be in the Charity shop ASAP
So why am I such a bloody fool in love? Well…I’m totally out of practice and the game has changed dramatically since my late 90’s experience with online dating, apps, texting, sexting, swiping, ‘ghosting’ and what have you. So I feel like an explorer going into an unknown and very scary world think I need to have my Bridal battle wear on and ‘love goggles’ off! Let’s see if that helps! I bloody hope so! As I’m running out of ideas…and time…