Pay nothing now…(don’t worry I won’t!)

For someone like myself who really likes to make money last and squeeze the value out of every penny even I’m not at all (I repeat not at all) tempted by some rather dubious magazine ‘offers’. I can’t imagine ever wanting a ‘Carry the magic’ shoulder tote unless my fashion radar has been severely impaired so much so that I will glady ‘pay nothing now’ to enjoy the benefits of this ‘enchanting designer style’. Oh dear and to think they actually want payment for this! Please they would need to pay me! Then there’s a ‘classic’ tale handbag courtesy of Winnie the Pooh (who I do love) but not the bag – no nothing and I mean nothing would ever tempt me to engage with such an offer. Goodness knows what the price is – I dread to think! Then just when I didn’t think it could get any worse…I turn the page and find…

a message from ‘heaven’ I won’t be placing an order..

A glowing tribute candle also on a Pay Nothing Now option and a Messenger from Heaven pendant again don’t pay now…I really don’t know what they’re charging for these items but trite comes to mind. The senitment is there but the delivery is truly naff. I will be giving both a very wide berth, though to note the strong use of the colour purple here emphasising spirituality and religion, no coincidence aiming to hit the appropriate spot. And to end these ‘horror’s on halloween may I present….’Darling Daisy’ sorry I’m just not understanding…I find this ‘doll’ disturbing (very), I’m sure I’ll be having nightmares tonight! If not I would like to know why?

like WHY???